ON MY INNER DIALOG:

SELF 1: Wow, today sure is a busy day.
SELF 2: I'll say. RA Interviews all morning, and one randomly added to the afternoon schedule.
SELF 3: Not to mention actual work to get done...
SELF 2: Another interview on my own this afternoon, a judicial hearing, and program shopping for an RA's spaghetti dinner.
SELF 1: After that, rehearsal! Woo!
SELF 2: Don't forget, you have to write your update and send it before interviews tomorrow morning.
SELF 3: Maybe you should ditch your friends after rehearsal tonight to write the update.
SELF 1: Are you kidding? Friends are the best part of the update! No one wants to hear about your terrible interviews.
SELF 2: What? Hang on, I'm trying to read all of these missed emails and find my purchasing credit card.
SELF 1: I should buy Street Fighter IV.
SELF 3: What? No way, spending lockdown for three more checks until our account balance is built back up.
SELF 1: Work is stupid.
SELF 2: Hey, we also have a bunch of personal emails and messages to return. And we have to write questions for interviewing the band tomorrow night.
SELF 3: Ditch your friends, come home, watch "Lost," write the update, go to bed. I don't see the difficulty in this.
SELF 1: Screw you, self 3! Friends are important.
SELF 2: Speaking of which, we need to figure out some plans for going to see Norm MacDonald on Friday. We don't even know where it is.
SELF 1: Stress! I need a candy bar.
SELF 3: No way, tubbo. We gained two pounds over the past week by stress eating. Let's calm down on the delicious Peanut M&M's. Even though they would really hit the spot right about now.
SELF 2: Have we written today's blog entry yet?
SELF 3: Frick! Forgot about that.
SELF 1: Eh, just write some garbage about stress and be done with it.
SELF 4: I feel like we've written about stress before.
SELF 2: Whoa! Who the hell are you?!
SELF 4: I'm Self 4.
SELF 3: Oh. Okay.

-And the interview arrives early. Frick.