ON BABIES:

A dear friend of mine had baby #3 on Sunday morning. Another friend is due to deliver in the next two weeks. And a completely different friend just sent out the "Hey, I'm totally pregnant" email on Sunday night. Everywhere I look - BABIES!

By and large, I'm not exactly good with babies. I'm constantly offering them soda instead of milk or formula, I'll play "Superman" with them whether or not they want to, and I'll do my best to baptize them a different religion than their parents practice.

As much as I am (obviously) afraid of babies, after watching "Kill Bill" this weekend, I'm more ready than ever to be a parent.