Wednesday, October 01, 2008

ON MY PERSONAL LIFE:

So if a person really likes (for example) Pepsi products, and Pepsi products are more readily available in Region A, wouldn't it behoove said person to move to Region A to live and work? Or should they stay in Region B, filled with Royal Crown products, and keep searching for Pepsi? Maybe Region B has Cinna-stix, or some other good thing...but the meal isn't complete without a Pepsi. "How important is that Pepsi?" seems to be the question du jour.

I've found, as I've gotten older, that the Pepsi has gotten progressively more important, but that Cinna-stix have also increased in importance. It would be foolish to leave all these Cinna-stix behind for just the hope of Pepsi, right?

I spoke with a friend today about why I feel the South is the right place for me. I explained how, when re-examining the women in my life who I've seriously wanted to seriously date, four of the six came from the South, and one came from Central Illinois (which is still kind of the South). So to conclude this analogy, Women I Seriously Want To Seriously Date are Pepsi, and quality friends are Cinna-Stix. Women I Don't Want To Seriously Date are Royal Crown products. I think.

1 comment:

Chuck Staton said...

Bradley, I must say that I have had long, lengthy, and even (insert thesauruas-found synonym for "long") conversations about moving and reasons to move with un-famous funnyman Lou Perella.
As someone who has met (and become) many dicks in his life, I have to bring up the fact that although different locations have some different "strengths" and "weaknesses" (or "tendencies"), I really think that you have to explore the idea that there are certain amounts of good people, bad people, dicks, hoes, chupacabras, and French people everywhere. Meaning, I don't think you can just go somewhere and expect a sudden change in people.
Do you think specific location has more to do with it?
Meaning, if you're in a Hot Topic in Massachusetts, and you don't like the surrounding people, can't you go to a coffee shop for a much different experience?
I don't know Bard. I know that you'd like a woman in your life. But I also know that you consider college girls too young for you and that you also...uh...live at a college.
I think maybe a good question to ask yourself is how often you meet new women, or go to places that would put you around ones that you'd be interested in.